Saturday, 31 October 2009

Banta Singh's Job Interview

Once Banta Singh went for an interview.
Interviewer (I): Give me the opposite words
Banta Singh (B): O.K.
(I): Made in India
(B): Destroyed in Pakistan
(I): Keep it up!!
(B): Put it down
(I): Maxi Mum
(B): Mini Dad

(I): Enough! Take your seat.
(B): Don't take my seat
(I): Idiot! Take your seat.
(B): Clever! Don't take my seat.
(I): I say you get out!
(B): You didn't say I come in.
(I): I reject you.
(B): You appoint me.
(I): !!!!!!!!!
ABIRAME